How To Use Wallicizors

Jason Kottke presents a how to guide for learning how to forge a David Foster Wallace sentence.  It’s a primer written by James Tanner. From soup to nuts! You can do it, too!  My favorite gobbit: 

Adjectival phrases: lots of them. (Note: apprx. 50% will include the word ‘little’):

It’s obvious someone helped with the script, but Mario did the choreography and most of the puppet work — his little S-shaped arms and curved fingers are perfect for the standard big-headed political puppets — and it was, without question, his little square shoes on the pedal, the camera mounted on a tripod, mops and dull-gray janitorial buckets moved out of frame.

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