We fight. We bicker. We welcome you to our home. One of us is a recusant academic philosopher, shipwrecked from Oxford philosophy, lost amidst the wreckage of his career. The other is an out of work investment banker. Rational and rectilinear, The Timid Scholar loves the nuance of fact finding and the power of economic literacy. Enraged, tired of clear-headed thinking, standing on his stool, yelling over the crowd in the tavern, The Drunken Priest is a forlorn heretic. Together we hope to amuse.